Everyone who’s seen the Miami-filmed, Nina Agdal-graced opening sequence of the Entourage movie knows that megayachts are a critical tool for beckoning dozens of bikini clad girls offshore. They laugh, they dance in high heels to Drake, they will not get their hair wet while the sun’s out. But egad, at $30 million upfront or charterable at $180,000 a week, Usher, the 154′ Michael Saylor-owned floating mating call graced by the cast, just isn’t feasible for most.
But that’s precisely where the striking new Sirena 88 comes in. Leave it to a Turkish builder to hire fabulous Italians to design a mini-yacht about half the size of Usher, yet has oodles of dancefloor, grace and party nooks. She’s casually luxurious (like MiMi) but oh so ready to party (like MiMi). She’s the ultimate Miami Sunday Funday day boat. We must have her.
As you’ve probably guessed, the Sirena 88 is 88 feet long and 23 feet wide, but where this yacht packs a wallop is her spacious, multi-level outdoor dominions. How many speakers does this thing have? Who makes waterproof gut-rattling subwoofers (square or round, they all pound!)? Should we put the DJ near the upstairs pool, downstairs aft inside the hidden beach club, or at the bow by the other pool? These are the tough, pre-shoveoff decisions you’ll make while texting the girls, wearing your Caddyshack captains hat. Exhausting but so exciting.
With a 2,000 mile nautical range, which is six South Beach to Tulum round trips without a fill up, the yacht sleeps 12 overnight in 4 gorgeous staterooms, two of them full-beam. By building the yacht upward, sitting high out of the water, the designers have created the profile of a mini cruise ship.
After you watch the sizzle reel, consider that Sirena Yachts has an office in Fort Lauderdale. Go buy one today. And invite MiMi, please.
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