Passes. Huddling. Tushy patting. Camaraderie. Spiking. Midair chest bumps. Tears. The inevitable Disney World plug. Ah yes, that special time of the year is upon us, when the LOLZ! commercials and bombastic halftime festivities typically eclipse the big game itself – Super Bowl LIV. No, pigskins won’t be flying through the laser beams in the basement of the Fontainebleau – it’s Italian for 54 in 900BC.
And because Miami never misses an opportunity to get down & boogie and get completely (elegantly?) wasted in the process, corporations and their ad agencies are flocking to the Magic City like pilotfish on a great white, throwing concerts like Madmen. Like Art Basel-ites Basel until the pneumonia hits without glimpsing a single piece of art, so too will Super Bowl Week subsume Team No Sleep-ers, whose Sunday night IV drip sessions peskily conflict with a football game they never cared about to begin with. Wait, who’s playing again? Did we mention the soul-crushing traffic will make you shatter a Bordeaux glass and shove the jagged stem deep into your carotid artery?
Behold the big events, listed chronologically by day, including A-list concerts by Lady Gaga, Guns & Roses, Lizzo, Post Malone, Harry Styles, Chainsmokers, Cardi B, Jennifer Lopez and dozens more. MiMi’s unfluffy Super Bowl Week concert coverage will be updated, so check back!
Saturday, January 25th to Saturday, February 1st: SUPER BOWL LIVE with Fitz and the Tantrums, Walshy Fire, JPerry, Domino Saints and 100 More National and Local Acts Including Spam Allstars and Iko Iko
Presented by Verizon. At Bayfront Park downtown from 12pm – 11pm every day except Wednesday. Free to the public, there are over 100 performances on multiple stages. See the mindboggling schedule here.
Wednesday, January 29th: SiriusXM & Pandora OPENING DRIVE CONCERT SERIES with CHAINSMOKERS
At the The Fillmore at Jackie Gleason Theater at 9pm. Free ot SiriusXM and Pandora subscribers. RSVP here for the lottery.
Thursday, January 30th: SiriusXM & Pandora Opening Drive Super Concert Series with Lizzo
At The Fillmore at Jackie Gleason Theater at 9pm. Free to SiriusXM and Pandora subscribers. RSVP here for the lottery.
Thursday, January 30th; Friday, January 31st; and Saturday, February 1st: SUPER BOWL MUSIC FEST With Guns & Roses, Maroon 5, Snoop Dogg, Meek Mill, DJ Khaled and Friends, & More
Thursday, January 30 with DJ Khaled and Friends, Meek Mill, Dababy, and Megan Thee Stallion
At AAA Arena at 8pm. Buy your $50 – $125 tickets here.
Friday, January 31 with Guns & Roses and Snoop Dogg
At AAA Arena at 8pm. Buy your $125 – $350 tickets here.
Saturday, February 1 with Maroon 5 and Dan + Shay
At AAA Arena at 8pm. Buy your $100 – $750 tickets here.
Friday, January 31st; Saturday, February 1st; and Sunday, February 2nd: MINI COOPER ELECTRIC STAGE
Friday, January 31st, Headlined by A-Trak
4-5:30pm: Silent Addy; 5:30-7pm: DZA; 7-8:30pm: Drew Bird; 8:30-10pm: MOMA; 10pm-11:30pm: A-Trak
Saturday, February 1st, Headlined by Carnage
4-5:30pm: Damaged Goods; 5:30-7pm: ES.P; 7-8:30pm: The Whooligan; 8:30-10pm: Sean G; 10pm-11:30pm: Carnage
Sunday, Feb 2nd, Headlined by Chromeo
12-1pm: A Train 1-2pm; The Whooligan 2-3pm; Tissel; 3-4pm: Damaged Goods; 4-5:30pm: Chromeo (DJ Set)
Presented by the all-electric MINI Cooper SE. At Coyo Taco in Wynwood at varying times. Free to the public, RSVP here.
Friday, January 31st, Pepsi Zero Sugar Super Bowl LIV Party with Harry Styles, Lizzo and Mark Ronson
Presented by Pepsi Zero Sugar. At Meridian, an enormous temporary concert venue, at Island Gardens on Watson Island at 8:30pm. Buy your $250 tickets here.
Friday, January 31st, BOOTSY BELLOWS PRESENTS POST MALONE With DJ Irie, Zack Bia, Fred Matters and Devin Lucien
Presented by Bootsy Bellows. At Virginia Key in a 40,000sf temporary concert venue + marina at 10pm. Yacht shuttles available. Buy your $500 – $150,000 tickets here.
Friday, January 31st: SHAQ’S FUN HOUSE With Pitbull, Diddy, Tiesto, Diplo, Steve Aoki, Lil John, Kaskade and More
At Mana Wynwood at 9pm. View the entire ridiculous lineup here. Buy your $350 – $100,000 tickets here.
Friday, January 31st & Saturday, January 1st: VEWTOPIA MUSIC FESTIVAL With Cardi B, Migos, Chris Brown, Nicky Jam & More
Friday, January 31st, Headlined by Chris Brown
At Miami Marlins Stadium at 4pm. See the full Friday lineup here. Buy your $99 – $995 tickets here.
Saturday, February 1st, Headlined by Cardi B
At Miami Marlins Stadium at 4pm. See the full Saturday lineup here. Buy your $99 – $995 tickets here.
Saturday, February 1st: AT&T TV SUPER SATURDAY NIGHT With Lady Gaga
Presented by AT&T TV. At Meridian, an enormous temporary concert venue, at Island Gardens on Watson Island at 8:30pm. Buy your $375 tickets here.
Saturday, February 1st: ROLLING STONE LIVE! MIAMI AT HYDE / SLS SOUTH BEACH With Ciara, Paris Hilton, DJ Khaled and DJ Vice
Presented by Rolling Stone Magazine. At Hyde Beach at SLS South Beach at 10pm. Buy your $499 – $899 tickets here.
Saturday, February 1st: MAXIM MAGAZINE “HAVANA NIGHTS” with Chainsmokers, Lost Kings, Rick Ross & More
Presented by Columbia Records. At Virginia Key in a 40,000 temporary concert venue at 10pm. Behold the sizzle reel. Yacht shuttles available. Buy your $750 – $200,000 tickets here.
Saturday, February 1st: Radio.com Presents THE NIGHT BEFORE with Zac Brown Band
Presented by Radio.com. At BB&T Center in Sunrise at 8pm. Buy your $34.75 – $144 tickets here.
Sunday, February 2nd: SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCES with Jennifer Lopez, Shakira and Demi Lovato
At Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens at 6pm. Demi Lovato sings the national anthem right before kickoff
At Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens at 8:20pm. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira perform the Halftime show
On your TV, the concerts are of course free. Want to see JLo, Shakira and Demi at the stadium? Buy your $5,280 – $19,920 tickets here.
Cover photo of Lady Gaga by Getty Images